The five girls worth bringing home to mom [Hollywood Style]

[Vinoth]

Mandy Moore

Her reputation is as clean as a whistle, assuming you can forgive her for dating Zach Braff. Perhaps that’s because she’s so cautious around the sauces. “I’ve probably been drunk, maybe, four times in my entire life,” she said recently. “Honestly. I guess I’m a bit of a lightweight. I have a better time enjoying one glass of wine and just being relaxed. It’s a bit of a control thing--I don’t like not being in control of my words.” If mom’s sober, she’ll love this girl, and if she’s a trampy drunk, than Mandy can DD.
Decision: Mom-worthy

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Britney Spears

Considering she went for dinner with her own mom wearing a sheer dress, you can’t even count on this one to look presentable let alone the nonsense that falls out of her trap. Unless your family is up for a spirited discussion on whether or not time travel is real.
Decision: Undercover lover

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Anne Hathaway

Aside from making annoying comments about how she’s fat, Anne admits she’s got a golden girl image going that maybe leans towards dull. “I know I’m not a good celebrity,” Anne told Reuters. “I’m boring and closed and probably seem very safe.” Maybe. But there’s something to be said for an evening where you know the plastic wine glasses won’t be necessary.
Decision: Mom-worthy

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Lindsay Lohan
A few reasons not to bring Lindsay home, or near any of your valuables: looming court date might lead to Mickey and Mallory style escape; was plastered with Paris; may draft you to help plan her press conference, along with Al Gore; you don’t wanna step on Wilmer’s territory; may steal your parents’ Dodge Caravan to carry-out ill-planned revenge plot; was mean to The Duff.
Decision: Undercover lover

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Rihanna
The Barbados-born 19-year-old only looks high-maintenance. She told People that her idea of a perfect date is “low key, just hanging out and watching a movie.” Sounds like the kind of girl who can appreciate a night in with the Scrabble board.
Decision: Mom-worthy (She can stay under my umberlla lol)

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Evan Rachel Wood
She played a bad girl in the movie Thirteen, but now that she’s dating Marilyn Manson, she’s showing that maybe that role wasn’t such a stretch. In a new interview with GQ, Evan says the video she starred in with her vampire boyfriend was her idea of a good time. “At the end of the video, we’re kissing and it’s raining blood--and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life,” she says. She’s obviously not a Notebook kind of girl.
Decision: Undercover lover

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Sarah Jessica Parker
SJP, with her polished New Yorker party prattle, could charm mom, dad and Crazy Aunt Louise, because she has her priorities straight. “I would definitely be more inclined to go to a dinner party than slave away in the gym,” she said recently. “Food and people are life’s greatest pleasures!” That doesn’t explain how she maintains her zero-percent body fat physique, but if you ask questions, she’ll no doubt laugh it off and distract you with shoes.
Decision: Mom-worthy

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Anne Heche
When the Men In Trees actress was still married to Coley Laffoon, her idea of a fun double date was taking her co-star and secret lover James Tupper and his wife out to a strip bar with her and her husband. Don’t give mom and dad any ideas!
Decision: Undercover lover Anne Heche

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Ashley Tisdale
The star of High School Musical, a.k.a. Grease Remade Without The Royalties, is all about good clean fun. Like bubble baths? Cleaner than that. “I definitely am different from any 22-year-old, but is it because I’m not drinking and I’m not smoking like a party animal?” she asks. “I know how to have fun doing just normal things.” Choreographed dance routines are considered normal?
Decision: Mom-worthy (oh lala)

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Beth Ditto
The lead singer of The Gossip said that when she was growing up in a small town in Arkansas, she felt like she had three options--drugs, Christianity or pregnancy. She seriously considered pregnancy before choosing drugs, er, rock ’n roll. Hey, it’s practically the same thing! Not you, Hanson.
Decision: Undercover lover (oh dear lord, someone help me!)

[tristanj]

I voted for Anne Hathaway. She's so fine, mom would be happy to see her and accept her as my fiancee and soon-to-be-daughter-in-law! Only in my dreams..