Father and Son

[goldfish]

Son: Daddy,i went to school today, my teacher beat me
Father: what happen my son???
son: simply she beat me
Father: wt u did tor that??
son: i prayed to god ,she should die.( teacher died)
Father got angry don't do this ever and he beat the son.
Son: Praying to god ,my father should die

Atlast neighbour died..........!!!

[goldfish]

His father sends a small boy to bed. Five
minutes later....
"Da-ad...."
"What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of water?" "No. You had your
chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"WHAT!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a drink of water?"

[goldfish]

A boy comes home from school with a black eye.His father see's it and says,"Son, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with other boys?"
"But dad, it wasn't my fault.We were all in church saying our prayers.We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt.I reached over and pulled it out.That's when she hit me!"
"Son,"the father said,"You don't do those kind of things to women."Sure enough, the very next day the boy came home with the other eye black and blue.
Father said,"Son, I thought we had a talk!"
"But dad,"he said,"it wasn't my fault.There we were in the church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt.Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and reached over and pulled it out.Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!"